I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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