even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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