..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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