Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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