She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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