He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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