Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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