Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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