ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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