So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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