She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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