I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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