I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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