My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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