come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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