Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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