she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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