He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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