So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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