I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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