Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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