Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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