I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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