So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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