Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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