He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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