We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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