My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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