You really coming over, don't trick.
Dual....:-)
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
