And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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