We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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