ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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