perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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