How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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