The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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