ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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