I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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