is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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