That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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