You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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