So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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