I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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