dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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