No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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