the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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