thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
false alarm. still invincible.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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