Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
third nipple confirmed
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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