what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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