I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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