she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i need some magic done to my vagina
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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