haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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