yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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