C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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