Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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